New Years Resolutions

For 2007,

I resolve to do whatever it takes to just skate by.

I resolve to never notice when I'm being noticed.

I resolve to pray to God for the strength to bear up under all of life's adversities.

I resolve to be as accepting of things and people as is humanly possible.

I resolve to happily accept my lot in life.

I resolve to do my best to give as much unconditional love as I would like to receive in return.

I resolve to try to find forgiveness in my heart for the people whom I think have wronged me.

I resolve to try to pay more attention to others than I do to myself.

Oh, yeah, and I'd like to lose a few pounds, too.

Have a great year, everybody.

I intend to.