Blathering Thursday

Oh the heartbreak of being Star Jones.

Read about her upcoming de-nuptializing here:

http://defamer.com/383093/no-reason-yet-given-in-star-joness-divorce-from-gay-husband

Or, catch up with the antics of President Bush's favorite military lapdog, David H. Betrayus Petraeus as he gets rewarded (and kicked upstairs) for being a good boy making the dipshit in the White House look better than he deserves, in The Huffington Post here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/david-petraeus-central-co_n_98185.html

Jenna Bush hasn't made up her mind yet who she's voting for in November, Bud or Bud-Lite.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

And now that you're thoroughly demoralized, perk yourselves up by singing the French portion of one of my favorite oldies from the Electric Light Orchestra, "Hold on Tight (to your dreams"):

Accroches-toi a ton reve
Accroches-toi a ton reve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sents -- ton coeur se briser
Accroches-toi a ton reve

p.s. the insurance company has finally approved my procedure to get my droopy eyelid fixed. I'm having the surgery a week from tomorrow. Wish me bon chance!