Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Gott segnen der Reichstag!

I mean, the Senate. Yesterday they handed our Beloved Führer President Bush yet another victory over the decadent Jewish/Communist/Homosexual cabal by voting umpteen thousand to zip to continue allowing warrantless wiretaps and, in a fit of governmental compassion, it pre-forgave the entire telecommunications industry for selling out the people of the United States in the name of "national security", or some half-baked bullshit like that.

Can't we just hire call-girls to keep the black agencies entertained, instead? It works on The Hill. That and steroids.

Meanwhile, though (shock of shocks) I find myself believing more and more that maybe, just maybe, a whole bunch of Americans might be ready to sign off on having our very first African-American President.

I, who for the longest time pinched my nose and settled for Billary, am now ready to throw some serious schekels (Fifty bucks) towards Barry's campaign. And I NEVER (willingly) give money to politicians!

For those of you who follow such things, on Tuesday there might've been a hint of the sea-change that America is on the verge of making.

Don't laugh, but in it's over 100 years the Westminster Kennel Club, at its annual show, has NEVER voted a Beagle "Best in Show." A lowly Beagle? Puhleeze. But this year they did it. An adorable little guy named "Uno" (real name: "Ch. K-run's Park Me In First") took the top prize in Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night. It's easy to see why. He may not have a lot of what we would call "experience", but he sure does have a helluva lot of easy-to-love personality.

You can watch the adorable little (15 inches) shit win here:

And if HE can win, maybe President Obama isn't such a far-fetched idea after all!

1 comment:

Bev Sykes said...

The only thing I can figure out is that somebody has an awful lot of dirt on congresscritters and is threatening a tell-all book. I watched GW in the Oval Office waving the threat card yet again--and even HE looked embarrassed about it.