Monday, October 26, 2009

Prostateless in Hightstown!

I'm back. And missing a part. But what I've lost in pleasure centers, I've gained in incontinence.

Look, the cancer is mostly gone and that's what really matters. Right? Right. The surgery was a success, by any standards and I've got about a month off to sooth my ruffled feathers and to tighten up my boy-pussy so I won't piss myself every time I sneeze.

More to follow on my escapades in hospital (with a special, surprise guest -- my EX, who showed up unannounced, unbidden and mostly unwelcome, at my bedside), but for now suffice it to say I am well, I am happy and life goes on.

With time to kill I, naturally, spend hours every day surfing the nether-regions of the internets. Today I want to share with you my new, absolutely favorite, sleazy website, Awkward Family Photos [click HERE to visit the site]

And here's my selection from that site for today. Notice how prepared Jennifer is for Christmas. Only problem? It's October!


Bev Sykes said...

I don't believe it. He showed up??? Now there's something to set your recovery back a few paces! You must e-mail me.

JoyZeeBoy said...

E-mail to follow.

The rest of you will hear all about it, but I need to work up some strength first!

Alan said...

so glad to see you on the mend. I certainly would not want to see any of My exes

JoyZeeBoy said...

Thank you, Alan. I hope you are well and happy.

As for exes, at least we have 'em. Some people don't even have that. So I guess we should be grateful for that.

~ Sil in Corea said...

It takes time, but you are healing. Just keep doing those "pinch" exercises. (Gals call them Kugels.)

Yeah, I'm grateful that he's my ex. I'm grateful that his present spouse keeps him on a short leash, too. ROFL!!!

JoyZeeBoy said...

I wish my ex would find a nice guy ... let me rephrase that, I wish my ex would find another pea for his pod. I was definitely out of place in his universe, and vice versa.