Thursday, November 06, 2008
Gay is the New Black!
It's official. After losing Proposition after Proposition regarding marriage, civil unions and rights in general to a populace which clearly likes it's hot, steamy, same-sex on same-sex sex strictly on the DL .... and wants it kept that way, I can confidently state that Gay is the New Black.
Because it's no longer cool to hate Black. And why is that important?
Because we are a nation that always champions underdogs. Particularly those who have to suffer and claw and bite and crawl their way out from underneath to achieve full equality with the blow-hard asshole rich Plutocrats who think they own this Country.
And now that African-Americans have (finally) captured the White House (which I wholeheartedly support, believe me), it's time for America to find a new group which is personally responsible for all the misery in the nation. In short, it's time to create a new class of underdogs we can all be fearful of, and fret about, and hope and pray to God they never come to power and who need to be kept in their place, at the back of the bus and at the end of the line, at the business-end of a firehose or at the muzzle of a Police dog.
And that would be us fags.
Hooray. Our time has finally come.
Thanks a bunch California, Florida and Arizona for every little crumb you throw us.
[On the other hand, today's NYTimes has a soothing editorial for jangled LGBT nerves. You can read it here.]
I read over at Joe.My.God that some hard-core Christianist Groups are trolling the internets today, looking for "evidence" that some gay bloggers (such as Joe) are "inciting" their LGBT readers to violence against peace (and queer) loving pro Prop 8 types .... in order to sic the cops on us.
So forget what I said about getting together and roving the streets late at night and beating up lone, innocent, heterosexual boys.
Offer 'em blowjobs, instead! That'll REALLY piss off the Fundies!!!!