Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Well of course it is. Homo Sex is a threat to national security, naturally. Or unnaturally. Probably just as big a threat as Osama. Or Milk Duds. Or something.

And Eurasia has always been at war with Oceania.

Is it just me or are the crazies out in force these days? George W. Bush's Iraq War now appears poised to last until I'm dead. Hillary's trying to flog yet another healthcare plan that doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell. Some student in Florida got tased by the cops (and don't think for one minute that I believe HE's as pure as the driven snow, either... I smell a great big, publicity driven rat behind that story). And tased? Puhleeze. In my day the National Guard invaded your campus and shot four of your classmates dead for shit like expressing your opinions regarding war. Tasing is for pussies. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young will NOT write a memorable song about some publicity-hound getting tased.

Meanwhile, President George W. Shitforbrains forces generals and ambassadors to kiss Congress's ass on his behalf.

Greenspan finally starts spilling the beans. So does Rummy.

Over half the people under 30 think that the US and Germany were ALLIES against Russia in WWII (what the fuck planet have they been living on?)

Some dumbbell on The View thinks the world is FLAT.

The Senator from Idaho may like to suck some cock or get butt-fucked on the DL now and then, but he is MOST EMPHATICALLY NOT GAY!

And denial, apparently, really is just a river in Egypt.

Sometimes I wonder when Jeebus is finally gonna come and get me out of this madhouse?


Bev Sykes said...

Agree 100% about the tasing in Fla. The kid doesn't read his lines believably...but I still got a journal entry out of it (9/20) without mentioning that fact.

JoyZeeBoy said...

I can't WAIT to read it!

Mary said...

You forgot to mention the threat gays are to my marriage! I lie awake at night worrying about that!

JoyZeeBoy said...

You're right to worry, Mary! Why, if we gay people all started marrying each other (and then sheep or Lithuanians or something) God only knows where it would stop!

Probably in a 3 bedroom Victorian on Queen Anne or in Ballard that looks FABULOUS!