Friday, June 18, 2010

The Irresistible Allure of Homosexuality!

Let's face it. The "real" reason there's so much pushback against my (homosexual) rights is because of the deep-seated fear that once people try it (homosexuality), they'll REALLY like it (and who wouldn't) and never go back (I haven't).

Why is that, I wonder? Is it something as simple as "because a man knows what a man likes and a woman knows what a woman likes?"


I've known straight men who, even after years of trying, still haven't got a clue how to satisfy a woman and vice versa.

But put a man into bed with another man, or a woman into bed with another woman and WHAM! Suddenly everybody knows exactly what needs to be done in order to make everybody else happy!

Look, I'm all for procreation. After all, not everybody is cut out for a life of spare cash, incessant sexual gratification, fine dining and tastefully appointed condos in New York and South Beach. Some people need the overall deshabille and slovenliness, not to mention excess tonnage brought on by years of junk-food-stuffing-in-lieu-of-sexual-satisfaction, which can only be achieved by a life dedicated to boring old man on woman lovemaking.

And it's not "all about politics" either. And, to prove my point, if you're a gay man which would you prefer:


or this:

And, if you're a gay woman, this:

or this:

I rest my case.


J.T. Grimes said...

Given those two choices, I pick celibacy. (Which is only fair, as it seems celibacy has chosen me.)

JoyZeeBoy said...

Truth be told, I didn't do a whole lot of research into the spectrum of desirable partners, J.T.

And truthier be told, you and I are in the same celibate boat.

But I have an excuse. I'm a tired old queen.

Alan said...

sheesh. yall make me wonder if I'm the only one who still gets laid regularly.

(luv the new theme btw, it looks great)

JoyZeeBoy said...
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JoyZeeBoy said...

That's because ya are, Blance, ya are!

Thanks for the compliment regarding the new scheme, Hon. It needed updating.