War-Dodging Coward Pardons Whoever the Fuck He Likes!

Tells America to go fuck itself! "I AM the Constitution!"

Presidente Cabezamierda has gone and done it again. This time he has stepped into the judicial process at the point where an old buddy (Scooter, and what the fuck kind of name is that for an adult?) was going to be sent up the river and made sure that that didn't happen; an action just short of saying that Scooter didn't actually do anything wrong, because Drunken Yalie FratBoy is saving that hat trick until his final week in office when he'll pardon everybody he ever knew, including everybody who either works for or runs Halliburton and Kellogg Brown & Root, for everything they ever did.

Including his daddy.

And all because of "a finding." A finding being one of those clever little legal tricks that enables the executive branch to do whatever the fuck it wants in order to screw whomever they don't like. Findings go back a long way, but they really got going during President Reagan's administration (remember "Iran-Contra"? that all started with "a finding.")

Does every administration indulge in cronyism? Of course. Does every administration indulge in politics? They wouldn't be in control if they didn't.

Does every administration allow one of it's members to commit treason and then try to pawn it off on the public as "politics as usual?"

Uh, well, no.

I realize that I now foam at the mouth about the 2nd Bush's 2nd administration, probably in much the same way that they foamed at the mouth over Bill Clinton's 2 terms in office.

However, nobody died when Monica polished Bill's Presidential Knob.

I'm not even sure Shrub HAS a knob.

But he sure does have fucking balls.