Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hitting the Boards


By way of introduction, that's me over there, next to the "Toaster."

My friend Bev has a blog. She's had a blog since they were written on papyrus. I've been reading her blog forever. Then, one day, it hit me...

"HEY" i said, "i CAN PUBLISH A BLOG, TOO!!!" - ignoring, for just a moment, the fact that the world wasn't exactly crying out for yet another self-absorbed, self-published, writer. I had had a youthful (drunken) affair with one of those and know, from harsh first-hand experience, that nobody wants to hang around with those buttholes.

Buttholes notwithstanding, this is my first stab at it. So be kind, please, gentle reader. My nerves shatter easily and, being 1/4 Irish, I quickly develop massive, bitter resentments.

I hope to use this space to elucidate, enumerate and inculcate. I want to proselytize, aggrandize and anesthetize. But mostly, I want to make my reader(s) realize what wiser minds than I have finally realized...

that 10 out of 10 people die, so

QUIT TAKING YOURSELVES SO D*MNED SERIOUSLY!

Thus endeth the lesson for today.

3 comments:

lhess said...

It's not so bad.
So now you can write that long awaited novel or even better a story for the Grapevine, no, gasp!
Modern technology, wow....

JoyZeeBoy said...

I wish I had time!

Bev Sykes said...

Hey! Look what the cat drug in. Welcome to the Blogosphere (gotta learn the lingo). You write SO well, it's about time you shared your brilliance with the world--and I'm only partly saying that tongue in cheek. I really hope that finally find out what you've been doing all these months. And definitely look forward to seeing what you come up with.

Be glad that you came into the game late. That papyrus was a real bitch.