Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Hitting the Boards
By way of introduction, that's me over there, next to the "Toaster."
My friend Bev has a blog. She's had a blog since they were written on papyrus. I've been reading her blog forever. Then, one day, it hit me...
"HEY" i said, "i CAN PUBLISH A BLOG, TOO!!!" - ignoring, for just a moment, the fact that the world wasn't exactly crying out for yet another self-absorbed, self-published, writer. I had had a youthful (drunken) affair with one of those and know, from harsh first-hand experience, that nobody wants to hang around with those buttholes.
Buttholes notwithstanding, this is my first stab at it. So be kind, please, gentle reader. My nerves shatter easily and, being 1/4 Irish, I quickly develop massive, bitter resentments.
I hope to use this space to elucidate, enumerate and inculcate. I want to proselytize, aggrandize and anesthetize. But mostly, I want to make my reader(s) realize what wiser minds than I have finally realized...
that 10 out of 10 people die, so
QUIT TAKING YOURSELVES SO D*MNED SERIOUSLY!
Thus endeth the lesson for today.